"YAHARRRR!!! So landlubber... think thee be as mad as old Admiral Gurning and his cut-throat shipmate Bosun Green do thee? Well then, let's see thy twisted visage cross swords with this motley crew of bilge-drinking scallywags". That's right... Admiral Gurning has thrown down the gauntlet to challenge him to a face-pulling contest. So if you think that you can distort your own face into something more gruesome and awe-inspiring than our own Admiral Gurning and his crew, submit your image (jpeg, gif, png, etc.) to Admiral Gurning using his private mail address: Mail Thee Faces Here.

Captain "Kid" Gurning says - "Captain Kid? More like Cabin Boy Kid. Swab the decks!". Sailor Lloyd Gurning says - "Arrr, real lunacy here. Give him a shot of rum!". The Slater Gurning says - "A true horror from the deep! Someone throw it back to the sharks!".

Captain Thomas Gurning says - "Now that's what I call a real sea cap'n! Yaaaarrrr!!!!". Bosun Green Gurning says - "Ahhh, Bosun Green... a face that could curdle milk!". Seaman Nev Gurning says - "Avast! What affliction could spawn such a grimace?!".

Midshipman Greensall Gurning says - "The lad has had a tad too much rum methinks". Mayor of Simpleton Gurning says - "What manner of fool is this?". Admiral Gurning Gurning says - "Now 'ere be madness!".

Seaman White Gurning says - "Never in all my many voyages have I seen such a face. I shall not sleep this night.". Crewman Parker Gurning says - "Yaharrr!!! There be a reeeaaalll pirate face!". Bosun Green Gurning says - "This fellow was dropped on his head as a child and no mistake".

"JD" Gurning says - "What manner of filth adorn's the face of this lusty wench? Let us pray to all that we hold holy that it is a cocoa product!". The (Sea) Molster Gurning says - "Argh! A long-haired rat! Get that flea-infested varmint off my ship!". Captain Gordon Gurning says - "Arrrr! A true pirate grimace to warm the heart of a friend and freeze the heart of a foe. Yaharrrr!!".

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